Character 1: Mr Drake

Let me introduce you to my friend Mr Drake.

A little about him: Mr Drake is posh. No matter how many times he denies it, he is most certainly posh. In fact, he meets just about every criteria for posh. He went to an all boys public school in London, he wears shirts and cashmere jumpers, his dad is a doctor and he knows which way to pass the port. He's not exactly conventional, but definitely loveable for his crazyness. The most inconsiderate considerate person I ever met.

Interests: making things out of cardboard (such as giant red buttons), hosting posh parties, drinking very expensive champagne, fake beards, making very large deserts (2 foot diameter cheesecakes, giant chocolate rice crispy birthday cakes, 30 pint jellies...), cricket, cooking (or being a master-chef to be precise).

Note - Mr Drake does NOT like bananas

Classic comment: "didn't everyone have a pianist for pass the parcel at their birthday parties?!"